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A Walk Through dhê Forist

A beautiful day, with a bright sun in the clear blue sky. The bees were buzzing… on their kazoos and the birds were singing… Jazz. The grass was growing… a crop that they’d planted in the Spring and the flowers … Continue reading

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Bùdz and Powitrii

On the inside Jake saw a huge feasting hall filled with people. Flat, 2D, people. It was like watching animated pieces of paper in the shape of people. The dogs, meanwhile, were in a corner having a reading club of … Continue reading

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Something Wiêd is Going On

There, in the distance, a speck on the horizon. Jake guessed that it must be dhê Vilij and so he sped Orph the Backwards Donkey onwards, rump first, towards their destination. And after a while he knew he was right. … Continue reading

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Nyoo Alfêbet

Permanent page for this HERE. Part ov mùy criiaytiv prowces haz biin too criiayt ê nyoo alfêbet that rezemblz mor dhê wey Inglish iz spowkên, baysd meynlii on mùy own aksênt and intêrpritayshôon. Dhow at tùymz ùy yooz dhê dicshênerii … Continue reading

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Hiêr We Are

Jake let out a huge sigh and sat up. He’d just spent the last half hour laughing. In front of him stood a very miffed donkey’s backside. It just stood there, not saying anything. Of course, it wouldn’t say anything … Continue reading

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Look to the Stars!

The Astdewrvs (dwarves with a penchant for Astronomy) bustled around Jake, carrying various devices and some writing notes on long pieces of paper stretching half way across the large chamber. Each dwarf was wearing an outlandish eyepiece made up of … Continue reading

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Orph’s Report

From: Orph To: Travelling Artists Guild Hope all is well back home. All going well here, all going to plan. Jake’s done what he shouldn’t have done, which is what he is supposed to have done, so that’s good. Now on … Continue reading

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The Great Evil Released

Jake was taken aback by the mountain of eggs in front of him. He knew that these were the lost citizens of the Fish Fry Civilisation with its remnants decaying on the back of Big Plaice. And somehow he knew … Continue reading

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Finding Your Inner Plaice

Dark, damp, muggy. No, it’s not England, it’s the inside of Big Plaice, the Inner Plaice. “It’s like a biology lesson in here.” Jake said. “Smells like one too…” For a while they’d been following a tunnel, forever ahead of … Continue reading

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The Gill

It had been several days that Jake and Orph had seen The Gill on Big Plaice’s horizon. It was huge and dark, like a giant cave, that entered into Big Plaice. A giant cave that expanded and contracted as Big … Continue reading

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